“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
i think i dropped myself as a baby
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing